Revolutionaries. Enemies of the Crown. Agitators. Deviants. Practitioners of illegal magic. Dumpster divers. Anarchists. Pagans. Federalists. Street musicians. Historians of the forbidden past. Strowlers.

They could be your neighbor. Or those kids who hang out around the local grocery. Or that street magician with a funny hat. Or maybe your strange uncle.

Strowlers. The word may make fear trickle down your spine. But don’t worry, you’re not alone! The Cascadian Ministry of Public Security is here to help you KNOW YOUR STROWLERS.

Because knowledge is power, and power is a gift from the Crown.

So don’t get afraid: get angry. Did your gas get cut off? Blame a Strowler! Lose your job? Blame a Strowler! Did that girl you like go off with another guy? He’s probably a Strowler!

So KNOW YOUR STROWLERS. And then report any and all suspicious activity to the Ministry of Public Security.

A Public Service Announcement from
The Kingdom of Cascadia Ministry of Public Security “We Provide the Leash, You Provide the Freedom.“